Welcome to the second of our Halloween roundups, (the first is found here) and revel in the bloodcurdling experiences only possible when you’re forced to spend the spooky holiday season with an idiot. Ignorance can be truly terrifying:
Let us know what your favorite Halloween story is by voting at the bottom (pick your top three)!
We Ain’t Got Jack – see what happens when you want to buy the most popular Halloween costume… on Halloween.
Putting The Situation On To A Knife-Edge – don’t try to rob a Halloween store; you’re not the scariest thing you’ve seen that day.
Ghosts Of Halloween’s Past – sorry, not sorry.
Number Of The Beastly Coincidences – a $6.66 receipt on Halloween – coincidence?
We’re Not Clownin’ Around – don’t clown around with the cops.
He Is Twice The Man – it takes twice the man to put on a smile.
Trick And/Or Treat – when a teacher accepts the inevitability of what happens to their house on Halloween.
More Leftovers, Less Landfill – because Pumpkin Spice can never… ever… die.
Maid Of Scary Stuff – nothing is scarier than a sexy French maid.
Conscience: We Loves It – their Halloween is going to be much more interesting than yours.
So Fly Me To Home, Where The Samurai Gnome – Samurais meet Gnomes at 30,000 ft.
Numbers Don’t Lie – it’s never suspicious buying 36 eggs at Halloween.
So Scary It Keeps You ‘Up All Night’ – because you don’t know you’re terrifying.
Turn That Arrrrr Into An Awww – a parrot is for life, not just for Halloween.
My Pet Halloween Project – …and so is a cat.
I Can Be Anything I Want – you’re never too young to have a dream.
You’d Have To Literally Turn Those Numbers Around – Jason can’t celebrate both, no matter how hard you try.
The Wedding Before The Nightmare Before Christmas – because “I do” love Halloween.
Demonizing Your Coworkers – all it takes is a mask.
Happy Halloween to all of our readers — alive or undead!